Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 262 WeChat Moments are full of cute photos of other people's private rooms

"This... this question..."

Lin Muge looked at Ning Ning.

Ning Ning shook her head and looked at Brother Xizi.

Brother Xizi widened his eyes with a look of "how do I know this kind of problem".

"Uh...what's your job now?"

"Would you mind sharing it? It can provide some ideas for other intelligent and strange creatures looking for work."

Lin Muge cleared her throat and asked to change the subject.

He saw that although Bai Xue was a dog, the things used in the place where he lived seemed to be of a better grade than him...

And the hair on his body is extremely fluffy and soft, and it looks like he uses a particularly expensive shampoo every day.

"Oh! Of course I don't mind, I'm currently a game companion."

Bai Xue raised her eyes and said with a smile.

"And I'm still a gold medal player. Many masters will order me, although I'm really good at playing games."

It stuck out its tongue and said.

"Ding!"

Before Lin Muge could ask, Bai Xue's cell phone dinged the alarm.

"Ah, sorry! It's half past eight in the evening, and the master invited me to play games!"

"Sorry Pigeon, I need to go to work!"

"I'm really happy to have a video chat with you. If you want, you can play games with me anytime, for free."

Bai Xue rushed to Lin Mu Ge and blinked...

The corner of Lin Muge's mouth twitched.

"Good guy, is that the kind of game that doesn't show up and only shows your voice?"

"I kind of want to see how Snow White works"

"You never know what series your teammates are"

"If you don't show up, Snow White's voice is really hard to believe its species..."

"Playing with the Gold Medal"

"Now even a dog can make money, even more than me..."

"Brothers, I figured it out. I used to just want to be around rich women, but now that I think about it, it's not that I can't accept dogs."

Rows of barrage flashed by, and everyone gradually recovered from the surprise of Bai Xue's appearance just now.

After knowing that Bai Xue was a companion, he strongly advised Bai Xue not to turn off the camera.

"Bai Xue, everyone wants to see how you work. You can keep the camera on and promote yourself by the way."

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage and said.

"Ah? Is it really possible? But now there are five million people in the live broadcast room who are here to see Pigeon, isn't it good for me to do my work with the camera on..."

"It's okay, I think you have been perfectly integrated into human society as Weird, and showing everyone how Weird works is very in line with the style of my live broadcast room."

Lin Muge pursed her lips slightly.

To be honest, he was also very curious about how Bai Xue worked...

"Okay, I'll turn on the camera and work normally."

Bai Xue cleared her throat and stroked her soft white hair.

"Good evening, master, I just added a master to the game."

It sent a wave of voice to the customer first.

"I saw it, I saw it."

The customer's voice sounded only in his twenties, quite young.

"Hey, can you hear me?"

"Yes master."

After entering the game to open the microphone, Bai Xue's work can be regarded as the official start.

"Master, what kind of voice do you like? I know the voice of the royal sister, the voice of the loli, and the voice of the girl. I have no problem with what the master wants to hear."

Snow White stuck out her tongue.

This is indeed the habitual behavior of the intelligent dog when it speaks to people.

"Be cute, haha, I prefer cute ones."

"Cough, good master~"

Bai Xue covered her mouth and cleared her throat, and her voice instantly changed to that cute feeling of a teenager with a little big tongue.

Seeing that Lin Muge took a breath of cold air and silently gave a thumbs up.

It's still technical.

"Master, people's hand speed is very slow, their consciousness is not good, and they are very good at playing games. If you die many times, you won't be angry, right?"

"It's okay, I'll take you to fly."

When choosing a game character, Bai Xue directly chose a hand that didn't require much operation assistance.

"Little sister, I see that your avatar is a white dog. Is that yours?"

"Yes, master, my avatar is me~"

Snow White answered truthfully.

"Isn't your avatar a dog? You are a dog? But that dog is quite cute. It's the first time I've seen a dog smile like a human."

"Thank you for your compliment~ Wang Wang!"

"Hahaha why are you still screaming?"

"Because I'm just a little bitch."

Snow White spoke the truth again.

It doesn't hide its identity at all.

"Are you a little bitch?"

"Well, I am."

"666 Then I'm playing games with dogs now?"

"Hmm~"

"Hahaha, you are so humorous, you deserve the most praise of your app"

The customer said with a smile.

"You are so funny"

""I am""

"Snow White is too honest"

"Customers will never think that it is true to play with each other"

"I was wondering, is there a cat to play with?"

"Fuck, talking cat, so astringent"

"You **** and cute kitty [dog head]"

"This is not much more interesting than pigeon pigeon's live broadcast [dog head]"

Lin Muge in front of the screen has always had a complicated expression.

The existence of a strange creature like a wise dog and a wise cat is a sign that the strange recovery has entered an intermediate stage.

In other words, humans and strange can already live in harmony.

But at present he feels... Although the strange recovery has entered the intermediate stage, everyone's thoughts seem to be still at the primary level...

The most obvious manifestation is that Bai Xue's customers do not believe in Bai Xue at all...it is a dog...

"Oops, master, I'm sorry, I'm dead again, and my puppy's paws don't obey me at all."

"It's alright, it's alright, one after another, can you add a WeChat, little sister?"

"Okay, master, the WeChat Moments are full of cute and private photos of other people."

Bai Xue was also very absent, and opened WeChat Moments to show everyone a wave of albums in it.

It is indeed full of photos of his private room without clothes, which are posted almost every day.

The comments below are all "dogs are so cute, owners must be more cute and so on"...

"It's pretty much what I do every day."

After saying goodbye to the customer, Bai Xue took off his reading glasses and said.

"A game usually takes half an hour. I receive several hosts every day, and there are no more today."

Snow White took off her glasses and took a sip of water.

"So Pigeon, should I call my original owner?"

Gu Zhan

"She asked me to sit at the station. I waited for her for two years, then she died for no reason, and then came back to life."

It sighed, obviously that girl's place in its heart was irreplaceable.

"I'll give you a brief analysis of this from the perspective of supernatural psychology and weird development theory."

"Before the analysis, everyone can assume that if one day your former pet suddenly called you, what would your reaction be at this time."

"Xinglan, come and listen. Although the theory of strange development is an emerging theory, it is also something you must master."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

Bai Xue in front of the screen also put on her glasses and picked up a pen, ready to take notes at any time.

"First of all, from the perspective of supernatural psychology, analyze why Bai Xue really wants to call her former owner."

"It's essentially an emotional sunk cost, because you were a... er... a dog that poured too much emotion into its owner, but that emotion didn't pay off equally, so You are very much looking forward to this return."

"The more you expect, the more you pour, and the more you pour, the more you expect to be rewarded. This is from a dog's point of view."

"But from a human point of view, Bai Xue, the more you pay for your master, the more guilty your master will be. The more guilty she is, the less she will want to see you, because as soon as she sees you, she feels guilty and painful, understand?"

"So I suggest you don't call."

While Lin Muge was analyzing, Bai Xue also nodded frequently, expressing understanding.

At the same time, there were tears in his eyes.

"Then from the perspective of the theory of weird development, the deeper the obsession of a weird, and the more sustenance it has, the longer it will survive."

"If you really make this call, your obsession will be broken, and your life will be lost."

"So no matter what the angle is, I don't recommend you make this call."

"Of course, this is just my personal suggestion."

he added.

How to choose in the end depends on Snow White.

"Understood, thank you pigeon."

Snow White wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"By the way, are there still weird creatures with intelligence like you in your circle of friends?"

"Yes, my former shared roommate was a black cat who worked in a cat cafe. He pretended to be an ordinary cat and was touched every day. Now it has been running a public account, recommending cat food for humans, analyzing The sensitive parts of the cat will also post some **** private photos."

"Hey...understood..."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and nodded.

Bai Xue also turned off her voice and camera.

"So brothers, now the intelligent and strange creatures are actually very well integrated with humans."

"Maybe everyone's online dating object is a delicate pig girl."

He finished with a smile.

"True Pig Girl"

"Fuck I don't dare to date online anymore"

"Can Bai Xue push the WeChat account of that black cat to me, nothing else, I just want to watch cat movies"

"I seem to have seen talking mice get into the sewers of my house before..."

"Are there four turtles in the sewer? [Dog Head]"

"So the cat and the mouse can make a real cat and mouse version?"

"Lately my cat has been pestering me when my girlfriend and I are happy, I wonder if it's on purpose..."

With Lin Muge's reminder, everyone in the live broadcast room opened their minds.

Lin Muge also felt that it was time for a census of strange creatures.

"Do a small survey to see if there are intelligent and strange creatures in the live broadcast room. You can hug your own species on the barrage."

As soon as he finished speaking, various animals appeared on the barrage.

"dog."

"Cattle."

"octopus."

"Dragon."

"Blue Silver Grass."

"Good good good."

Lin Muge rubbed his brows.

It seems that the five million people in his live broadcast room have a lot of water...

"Brothers, it's not too early today. I originally wanted to live stream the identification of a wave of popular biological videos on the Internet. I'll do the identification live tomorrow. I believe you won't mind."

"Everyone, please go to bed early."

He turned off the livestream after thanking him for a wave of gifts.

"Senior, what's wrong?"

Ning Ning saw that Lin Muge's face was not very easy to ask.

"Ling Ning, do you feel that the weirdness around you suddenly becomes more?"

"……no……"

Yu Xinning shook her head cutely.

"Did I worry too much..."

Lin Muge clicked on Mai Yuran's WeChat.

The sheepskin ancient scroll that he sent last time, Mai Yuran, hasn't replied to his specific map.

"Sister Ran, I think the Bureau of Conspiracy can do a census of intelligent and strange creatures, which is very necessary."

"Generally, if the number of intelligent and strange creatures exceeds 4,000, it means that the strange recovery has completely entered the intermediate stage."

"Those I saw under the Qinling Swamp are not counted."

He sent it to Mai Yuran.

Mai Yuran responded in seconds.

"Senior, is there any mystery in this sheepskin scroll?"

Seeing that Lin Muge took out the ancient scroll Zhang Yang gave him again, Ning Ning also came up.

"I'm already dead when you read this..."

Lin Muge adjusted the light that Xiao Ru called and frowned at the only sentence on the sheepskin scroll.

"etc……"

"This material..."

He picked up the sheepskin scroll and put it on his face and sniffed it hard.

"Senior...you..."

"Ling Ning, bring me a knife."

Lin Muge frowned and said seriously.

"Or just bite me and break the skin."

He held out a finger to Ning Ning.

"Oh, why are people willing to bite seniors~"

Yu Xinning's face blushed under the gauze, and then she took Lin Muge's fingers and bit it lightly.

"very good."

Lin Muge squeezed a drop of blood from the wound onto the sheepskin scroll.

"Wow! Senior! Is this the legendary confession by blood!"

Seeing that this sheepskin scroll seemed to be alive and swallowed Lin Muge's blood, Ning Ning asked with round eyes.

"No, this is not a sheepskin scroll, this is a strange plant similar to a chameleon~www.novelbuddy.com~ that will make itself the same as the surrounding environment."

"Because it has been preserved by Zhang Yang, it has become the same as Zhang Yang's skin, that is, sheep's skin."

"Now we need to wake it up to know what the so-called map is written on it."

Lin Muge confirmed it with another drop of blood.

"Senior, how much blood do you need to wake it up?"

"Because human blood is so delicious, it can only make it more lazy. To wake it up, it needs to use blood with a particularly pungent and strange taste. I have to go to the beach tomorrow."

He put away the ancient scroll and stretched, and then opened the small broken station.

[Brothers, I suddenly discovered something incredible just now]

[So the identification of popular strange creatures on the Internet that was originally scheduled for tomorrow has to dove again]

[Tomorrow, the live broadcast will take everyone to the dock to conduct some small transactions with the mermaid family]