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Intergalactic Era of Gossip - Chapter 104 Fanwai 2: Bugs
This year is the carnival period of public opinion.
With the Asha Empire as the center and the interstellar network as the medium, a series of shocking incidents were thrown at the crowd like coins in the air.
Whether it was the serious incident of the Zerg invasion, or the peachy rumors of the Marshal's departure from the order, or the national frenzy triggered by the subsequent exposure of the prince, the entire star network continued to live for a year.
One of the most unexpected is that the Monte Party, which was once dominated by a single family and has many believers, has been divided into three.
The impact of marriage on idol worship is really huge, especially when idols are especially keen to spread dog food after marriage to stimulate their followers! There is bound to be a backlash under heavy abuse, and the masses have different choices for the life of "being forced to eat three catties of dog food every day."
One-third of the Montes have hardly adhered to their beliefs and original intentions; another third of the Montes have been addicted to the noble sneer of the prince and turned to the "former idol & current rival" Marshal Says; the last three One of them has been transformed into an excellent "husband party" under the marshal's brainwashing day after day. Since then, dog food has become addictive, and there is no hope of quitting...
All in all, the people who eat melon are sometimes excited and sometimes collapsed, feeling both moved and aggrieved, their moods fluctuating, and their beliefs swaying constantly. Just when everyone thought that there would be no big news this year, their simple emperor announced that they would enter into a marriage contract with Chongzi.
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insect.
Yes, it is still the familiar style of the Military and Administrative Office, and the picture below the text narrative is indeed their dignified and solemn Emperor... If you ignore the giant gold-eating worm he is holding, everything looks so serious and simple.
Since it is a marriage news, the photo effect focuses on the couple.
Hijin was forced to become the size of a baby-you must know that he is usually shown in the palace in the size of ordinary insects, and if he is at this size, it will obviously make his presence in the photos approach zero.
However, after becoming bigger, he was held in the arms of the emperor. Although there was a sense of existence, the effect was... even more difficult to describe.
"This style is popular in the upper circle now?"
"His Majesty, who has been single for more than 30 years, is finally crazy?"
"No, what I don't understand is that there are so many cute bugs, why did your majesty choose such an ugly one?"
"It looks pretty plump, I heard it is a Zerg, why don't you use a human body?"
Yeah, why do you have to be in the mirror?
Luye Delin let out another long sigh at the marriage announcement that he had read dozens of times. Since regaining his memory, his Xiaojin has become more and more eccentric. In addition to running away from home occasionally, he also likes to be a bug more and more.
"Aren't you raising me as a pet bug?" The "black ball" curled up on the knee screamed the body of the bug, and wrapped its tentacles around His Majesty's wrist.
of course not!
Which Yasha would like to keep a black eight-legged beetle as a pet?
What's more, which worm will be entangled in the beard to speak human words?
Zerg people are also human!
With an itchy knee, the eight small and powerful legs of the worm stepped forward, leaving a string of rich little footprints. To be honest, the effect is comparable to that of a professional massager.
——It's quite comfortable.
Luye watched the gold-eating insects swiftly all the way, looking from his angle, only a chubby **** was swaying, exuding a fascinating sense of cuteness towards him.
"Xiaojin~" "Kachakacha", expressionlessly after eating the metal biscuits, the giant worm crawled into the closet with a "shoo". After a while, the white and tender boy walked very coldly in his custom-made court clothes. Came out. Staring at his "fiancé" with a pair of dark eyes that are as deep as a black hole.
"I want to return to the Zerg."
"..."
As the most intelligent and wise Lord Hijin in the Zerg circle, he was once the seeded player who came to Asha with great ambition to seize the scepter, and is the successful person who has truly stolen the scepter so far.
Only one step away from the throne.
It is a pity that he is trapped in the imperial palace of the enemy country, and he is suffering from the corrosion of metal cannonballs every day.
The Zerg refused to accept Sean’s proposal to return to the country, but agreed to a marriage between the two countries, and handed Hijin to Emperor Asha indefinitely. He solved two competitive throne opponents at once. His second brother was really witty. .
"Xiaojin." His Majesty's affectionate call brought him back to reality.
Ugh.
The Gold Eater sighed silently, the fragile Ashar, as soon as he heard him say that he was leaving, as if he was about to cry.
"This is the sixteenth time you have said this." His Majesty the Emperor has a headache, and every time he finishes speaking, he should be running away from home.
It seems that since the memory is restored, I have to be so "interesting" every three times.
Although in the end Hijin will always be magically retrieved, but he still feels timid and heartbeat. What if you don’t come back? He was sure of the former Xiaojin; now Xiaojin is deeply puzzled and unpredictable.
——Crack.
His Majesty the emperor keenly caught the sound of chewing. Yu Guang glanced at today’s breakfast. The metal biscuits had been swept away at some unknown time. Now...
"Xiaojin, what are you eating?"
Xijin put down his hand and spread it out in front of him, only his fingers were white, with a slight sensuality, which made people want to pinch and play.
His Majesty, facing such a pair of hands, was silent for a long time, unable to bear the temptation, squeezed, and then asked in a sad and vicissitudes tone: "Where is the engagement ring I gave you?"
The gold worm blinked: "You put food on my finger, isn't it just for me to eat?"
His Majesty the Emperor: "..." I felt unable to refute it. "But that is our token of love."
What responded to him was an incomprehensible look.
Well, give it or not, it's really bullying.
Maybe even more puzzles come from-"You Asha people give food for your love?"
Interracial love always has more sweet troubles than others, such as customs.
His Majesty the emperor decided to give up going deep into the esoteric topic and asked Hijin instead: "What tokens do the Zerg people usually send when they get married?"
Xijin: "The customs are different in different places. For example, the praying mantis will take off a certain part of the body and give it to the future wife."
Emperor: "Position?"
Higgin: "Yeah."
The emperor smiled hard: "...what about you?"
Hijin didn't answer immediately.
The male gold-eating worm is a typical hedonist before it has fully evolved. The other side needs to insist on feeding for more than three months before it can impress the heart of a delicious lazy worm.
Although the worms have evolved into adults, they will not be able to eat and die as before, but they also retain some ancient marriage customs-for example, to unconditionally raise gold-eating worms for three days before marriage.
Xijin didn't want to admit that he had been nurtured for a year.
He said sternly: "Um...First of all, I'm going to stay at a friend's house for a few days."
His Majesty the Emperor is very sharp: "Why is it a friend?"
Hijin sullen: "Otherwise? Do you want me to go back to the Zerg to find my relatives, or move to prison to sleep with Sean?"
His Majesty the Emperor immediately said: "I am not only willing to be your lover, but also your best friend."
Hijin: "???"
Luye Delin is really a clever and wise man.
"Peng--" The boy in front of him turned into a huge worm body, covering the "fiance" from a condescending angle, obviously not interested in the so-called "best friend theory".
The long tentacles drooped down and landed on Luye's forehead. The giant worm that had become super fierce because of its enlargement screamed, lifted its front legs and shook it, making the emperor's robes into a mess.
After the octopod had finished venting, he retracted his leg and shrank suddenly, starting his sixteenth journey.
This time, his purpose is more special.
It is no longer aimlessly wandering around, nor is it routinely visiting friend Naryn Charvey, but directly breaking into the prison of Assad Capital.
There, his half-brother, Sean, and three of his compatriots were imprisoned.
As a 5A-level site, the prison guards are very strict. Not only is it equipped with a dead-angle alarm system, but the walls are made of special materials, and even the guards are elites with excellent academic qualifications and physical fitness.
However, the process of Hijin breaking in was not difficult.
As the memory gradually recovered, he was no longer the silly idiot. This time, it was another brand new major plan after his failure to steal the scepter!
"What are you doing?" Through the feeding window, a huge bug leg can be seen, and Sean the gold-eater was very alert when facing the visit of his "brother".
Xijin Yinsi laughed out a worm.
"Come and see you, brother."
Sean grunted coldly: "Will you be so kind?"
Higgin: "It's miserable."
Sean was angry: "What are you talking about?!"
Hijin snorted: "Poor."
Sean: "..."
Xi Jin made a series of silver bell-like neighs, and walked away amidst his brother's roar.
Sean: "???" This guy came to laugh at him, right? Come here to laugh at him! ! !
He wanted to give a warning so that Yasha's prison guards could catch this hateful guy. However, due to months of curses, he was given a special injection and could only maintain the worm body, and he couldn't make a sound at this moment.
"..."
The plastic brotherhood couldn't stand the slightest test, and the eldest son of the prince who was tightly locked up beat the wall angrily.
Hijin waved his eight small legs, patrolling the entire prison like a whirlwind, and finally found a very suspicious place.
There seemed to be conversations inside, and Xijin shrank himself again, stalking at the door like an ordinary spider.
"Don't ignore me."
The man's voice reached his ears, and then he heard a strange rustling sound, it seemed that a heavy object fell on the ground, and then a suppressed gasp leaked from the crack in the open door.
The gold-eater blinked his simple eyes, and couldn't help but sneak in for a few steps.
"Go away! Hmm—" This extremely deterrent curse, turned a corner halfway, suddenly rose and then suddenly muffled.
The gold eater climbed onto the table, his sight was blocked by a sign, so he yelled to pinpoint the position... When he saw the scene in front of him, he opened his small eyes, "cangling" with his two front legs to cover it. Lived in sight.
The young man’s beautiful facial features were tangled, his white shirt was torn apart, revealing half of his shoulder, his bare skin was stained with a thin layer of red, his five fingers curled slightly, and he was holding onto the man’s shirt. He is closer...
"Langa, let's make up." Lelida said vaguely, taking advantage of the gap between the kisses.
The beautiful man gasped, not breathing, "Does your emperor know that his jailer is doing such a dirty business behind his back?"
Lelida kissed the tender meat on her shoulder, unmoved.
Langa hated the voice: "No, I'm exhausted, take a day off!"
Alida's face changed: "Then do you want to escape from prison?"
Langa: "...I don't have one."
Ellida said in pain: "I don't believe it anymore. Only if... I can't get out of bed, can I feel relieved for a moment."
Higgin: "..."
Through the thin worm legs, he saw the two rolling in a ball for a long time, and the sound of kissing water faintly heard, until-"Wake up, no more acting today!" Lan Jia pushed the person away with red eyes. some.
Levitra continued to kiss.
Langa gritted his teeth: "This is a bullying prisoner, I want to report it!"
Ellida stopped and grinned: "The prison is full of my people, no one will help you, you never want to escape from me!"
Higgin: "..."
The little eyes of the young dramatist were full of thinking about life. The two in front of them seemed to have opened up a strange space and were performing a weird script.
After regaining his memory, he had insight into many things, and he also knew that one of the heroes of the script was the person who originally hired him to play with Sells, but he remembered that this person was normal and was a good friend of Narren.
But now...knowing others, knowing the face and not knowing the heart-the wicked heart is hidden.
He turned his chubby buttocks, and was about to hold his breath and quietly exit. At this moment, Langa turned his head abruptly, and pressed the hand that Lelida was probing into his shirt.
"and many more!"
Levitra refused to listen, and squeezed the soft flesh under her palm.
"Pop!" Langa patted his hand off unceremoniously and kicked the person away with one foot. The action was so neat that he couldn't see the "weakness to be bullied" just now.
Levitra: "..."
Langa scanned the room and said in a deep voice, "Who?"
The worm's face stiffened, and Hijin slowly turned around, realizing that he had been exposed carelessly.
He is no stranger to Langa. Although he did not remember him in the jungle of the hunting festival last time, the relationship between the two is not particularly bad. Strictly speaking, Langa is his distant relative, and thus, like himself, has the qualifications to compete for the position of the Grand Duke. Before the "scepter" incident came out, they had several fate in the Zerg. As a small number of Zerg people with outstanding IQ (???), the two worms had a subtle sense of identity with each other.
They haven't seen each other since they fought for Narren.
At this moment, it can be regarded as Xijin who has recovered his memory. In Asha, he reunited with Langa for the first time.
Xijin thought for a while, "Peng" had to grow bigger and restore the size of the worm body at the cost.
A giant worm appeared out of thin air in the cell. Lelida hurriedly stood in front of Langa. Before he could make any other reaction, he found that the lover behind him had become an ugly and big three-necked worm.
Two big bugs are looking at each other.
After more than a year, in a foreign land, the bugs felt lonely when they saw their companions.
The three insects stretched out their legs and touched Levitra.
"Go outside and wait."
Alida's face sank, and he went out reluctantly with his mouth pursed - he knew this bug, isn't he the future queen in the Emperor's picture?
Mr. Jailer stepped out of the room, turned and closed the door, stood there for a while, and gradually thought about his life: Why did he come out like this? Didn't you resist at all?
Alas.
He is the chief jailer anyhow.
But... after so long, with my day and night efforts, certain things have changed, and the necessary self-confidence is still there.
Lei Da looked around, paced to the monitoring station next to him, turned on the screen, and saw the scene in the room clearly emerge.
Before Langa's strong resistance, the sound system was forced to shut down, but the chief jailer was already quite satisfied to see the picture.
——The room of the person you like is filled with monitors, and it's very different when you think about it.
Levitra, who has been increasingly developing towards a strange route over the years, showed a pure and honest smile.
When the door is closed, the worm's eyes will look at each other for a few seconds, and they will regain their human form together.
"How are you doing lately?" Langa closed his collar and leaned back against the head of the bed. He was in a relaxed posture and was not embarrassed by being "trapped in bed". He asked: "Finally remembered to visit the trapped compatriots. NS?"
Higgin: "I think you have a good time here."
Langa smiled: "It's a survival instinct to find a way to live well in a difficult situation."
Hijin: "...Then your instincts are really strong."
Langa didn't choke on him for the least, as if taking the irony as a compliment.
Xijin sullenly moved to the side of the bed and said, "We are essentially the same now."
The smile at the corner of Langa's mouth gradually faded, and he did not rush to speak to the deep color that appeared in Shang Xijin's eyes.
——Pitiful for the same disease.
They are all orphans "placed" in Yasha by the Zerg, don't ridicule anyone. Just because of the destined bloodline and the good past, he became the thorn in the eyes of the new king of the Zerg race. Lost in the decisive battle, the Zerg probably no longer has a place for them.
If you don't work hard in this life, you will probably die in a foreign country.
Xijin sighed and slowly expressed his confusion about the bleak road ahead, "One day, two days... Maybe if we are not careful, we will end up in a foreign land. It is not terrible to be captured, but the terrible thing is , I feel that the fighting spirit is gradually declining, but I can't do anything about it."
Langa showed a look of approval, and sighed: "Asha's material corrosion is terrible."
Xijin shook his head and sighed: "I thought I could draw some strength from the past, such as the severely ill. But..." Needless to say the rest.
Higgin: "..."
Langa: "..."
The wind blew, and the silent silence gave birth to a complicated mood.
Archduke’s son? Xijin was the first to throw a topic: "Are you really planning to just stay down like this?"
Cunning and cunning? Langa threw it back with his backhand: "You should think about your marriage first."
Higgin: "..."
After a long time, Langa sighed. He thought that after recovering his memory, Xijin should have been "healed". But in fact, the experience of dementia as a "playful boy Xiaojin" still left him an irreversible impact. Compared to the gloomy teenagers in the past, sitting beside him at this moment, the one who looked "super fierce" was crooked into a little cutie in essence.
Or, in the past, he was actually deceived by Hijin's illusion?
But no matter what the truth is, it is embarrassing.
Xijin said: "If I said, now there is a way to take you back to the Zerg, will you go together?"
A dim light flashed in Langa's eyes, as if he was thinking about something: "If you can go, you will take me with you?"
His response was a pitiful look.
"I have at least five escape routes in my mind. Before questioning me, you should reflect on yourself. Why can a small cell trap you for so long?"
Langa asked back: "Why should I leave?"
His influence in Zerg is not as good as Hijin, and even in terms of bloodliness, he is only a marginal role in this battle for the scepter. This is not only because he is good at acting and forbearance, but also because his background is not hard enough. Now that the overall situation of the Zerg is set, there is no place for him when he returns. On the contrary, he must be wary of the suspicious new king against himself.
Xijin: "With so many explanations, isn't it just to be Levi's forbidding?"
Langa: "...Idiot, this word is not used like that!"
Higgin shook his head: "Seeing you like this, maybe it's not a shame for me to stay." Compared to being played like this by the jailer every day in prison, he feels that it is really an honor to be the king's husband of Asha. And a decent thing, and if his treacherous second brother is not safe enough in the Zerg, he can let Luye breathe out for himself.
After having figured it out, Xijin let out a sigh of relief, and then heard his communicator ring.
Luye Delin's voice was full of anger.
"Two hours, it's time to come back!"
Even the "running away from home" has a time limit to hang up the communication humiliatingly.
"I should be going."
The three insects waved their hands gracefully: "Come back when you have time."
Xijin was about to push the door to leave. Hearing this, he stopped and said seriously: "I can help you apply for out-of-prison observation, but during the period I have to be a free labor force and unconditionally arrive at the post."
Langa was silent for a moment.
"No." A delicate man like him shouldn't be a free coolie, and...Langa smiled, her beautiful facial features stretched out, her eyebrows were dyed with an indescribable scent, letting innocence The gold-eater feels hot cheeks inexplicably.
"When I'm tired of life here, you can help me again."
Higgin: "..."
Lei Da opened the door at the right time: "End of the talk?" He looked at Xi Jin and relayed, "Your Majesty said he was waiting in the restaurant around the corner."
As soon as the voice fell, Hijin's communicator received a message from Luye.
[Freshly baked metal cake, specially designed for you. 】
"..."
Well, Yasha is really a good place full of human care.
Today's three-necked insects still live a very "full" satisfaction; the gold-eaters also held their beloved cakes as they wished, and were put on a brand new engagement ring in the candlelight.
In the invisible star network world, the discussion about Prince Naryn and Marshal Sayles is still lively. According to the well-known senior female anchor, the public opinion gossip that has been active for more than a year will eventually survive forever under the support of the two protagonists' looks.
Naryn: "..." This is completely different from what he expected.
The person who came by Sells, skillfully comforted the depressed partner. Under the guidance of his efforts, the prince finally couldn't hold his face and showed a slightly disgusting smile. The author has something to say: this is the end of the bugs' extravaganza, thank you friends for not giving up!
The new article is stubborn, it's still a brainless cookie, and in order to weaken my ignorance, I wisely selected a fantasy background... "Brain tonic the emperor VS bad eye drama", published at the end of April~
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