May Be the Fake Gintama - Chapter 807 : The situation on the battlefield is always changing! A little carelessness will…

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Gui, who was dressed in white, closed his eyes and sat upright on the floor. On the floor in front of him was a dagger in a box.

At the same time, on the sofa beside, Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Takasugi all looked at Katsura, who seemed to be committing suicide, with the same expressions.

"For me, who has lost my way, this may be my best destination."

Said, Gui opened his eyes and picked up the special dagger in front of him.

"Even an old friend can't stop my resolve. Farewell, everyone!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng and the three who were completely unmoved, Gui shouted again: "Really goodbye! Everyone! Never stop me! If you stop me, it will completely deny my meaning of existence! You guys, I won't forgive you so easily!"

"Then what..." Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, turned his face and asked Xiang Yinshi and Takasugi, "What are you two going to eat for dinner?"

"I just made a fortune, so let's eat a rare Uji Ginshi rice bowl." Ginshi said casually while picking his nostrils.

"Rice balls...probably."

"Takasugi, you really haven't changed at all," Gintoki shook his head involuntarily. "A guy who doesn't pursue food so much, certainly doesn't have any major pursuits in life."

"Ah, I'm so distressed." Jiang Cheng leaned on the sofa and sighed, "I just don't know what to eat at night, and it's not only me, but Hiron and the others too, always thinking about what to eat for dinner. What trouble."

Yin Shi flicked the booger off his little finger, and said casually: "It may be the side effect of the change of times, let alone you. Now you often hear such words on the street."

"It's changed." Takasugi showed a rare sigh of emotion, "The need for survival has gradually changed to the pursuit of quality of life. This may be the most intuitive change brought by the change of times to the people of this country."

"As expected of Gao Zai, this kind of thing can be explained in such reasonable-sounding words."

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Gui interjected in a timely manner: "Hey, I'm really going to cut my belly, it's too late for you to stop it now. I'm telling the truth."

Jiang Cheng went on to say to himself: "By the way, have you watched that movie? Just the one that just came out..."

"Your interest is really indescribable, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi said with a look of disdain, curling his lips, "That film is completely unqualified as a road film in my opinion! The literary atmosphere of a road film is not enough!"

"But the actor's acting skills are great! The heroine's European style is also great!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Do you only see the European style?!" Yin Shi said sharply.

"The place where he shines may only be the old man in the supporting role. Whether it is personal plot or acting, in my opinion, it is the most outstanding part of the whole film."

"Gao Zai, you read it too." Jiang Cheng showed a somewhat surprised expression.

"No, the so-called road movie is not..."

"Aren't you going to cut your belly?!" ×2

Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi simultaneously smashed their fists at Gui, who had come over naturally.

With Gui's exclamation of pain, the latter flew out several meters away with blood from his nose.

"If you want to die, hurry up, the three of you here are waiting to tell you what to do wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng said coldly.

"You can leave the gift money to us. You can die quickly, wig." Yin Shi had already changed into mourning clothes.

"Wait for me in hell, wig." Takasugi curled the corners of her mouth and lowered her eyes to reveal her signature villain expression.

"It's not a wig, it's Katsura Kotaro who has lost his purpose in this era!!" Katsura got up and shouted in tears.

However, as soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the ground by Jiang Cheng, and then Yin Shi joined the stampede.

"Thanks to you, the idiots who have been implicated in our evaluation are so brazen and cry in front of everyone now? Hurry up and die!"

"That's right! Because you are an idiot, Yinsang, I was also treated as an idiot by those little devils! How do you pay me?"

"Go to **** quickly, idiot." Takasugi's words were very succinct.

...

Gui, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, looked at Jiang Cheng and the three who were still returning to their usual chattering mode after beating him, and asked suspiciously.

"Don't you feel a little angry or upset after hearing what they said? Don't you want to prove yourself? Don't you want to refute them? Are you such cowardly people?!"

"Whether I'm angry or not, I'll talk about it later. Now let's talk about the three questions behind you."

Yin Shi looked at Gui indifferently, and took Jiang Cheng's words at the same time: "Prove yourself? How to prove? Refute them? How to refute? Wig, are they wrong?"

"It says so, but..."

"Isn't it a matter of course to be surpassed?" Takasugi snorted softly, "It would be really sad if even the predecessors couldn't surpass it. If that's the case, the country we protect will really have no future."

"I know this kind of thing, but..." Gui's expression gradually became tangled.

"But it would be really uncomfortable to hear that," Jiang Cheng continued, very casually, "but I feel a lot more refreshed after beating you just now."

"Me too." Yinshi nodded, "It feels like natural curls are about to turn into fresh straight hair, if I change it to Takasugi, I feel like I've grown taller, look, he's starting to walk on tiptoes. already."

"Wig, congratulations on finding a new meaning in life." Jiang Cheng continued.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! In other words, my new direction is to vent my anger as a human flesh bag?! Stop joking!"

"Anyway, I have to think about what to have for dinner, so I went back. It just so happened that I didn't need to take the little devils for social practice. In the extra time, I would think more about the recent dinner or something. Goodbye."

Jiang Cheng was the first to get up and walked slowly towards the entrance.

Takasugi snorted softly, and the second one left his seat and walked towards the entrance.

As for the last Gintoki, he got up while scratching his head.

"In the new era, do you want to add some other elements to the Uji Ginshi rice bowl? Like honey or sweet ice cream or something..."

While saying this, he slowly walked towards the entrance, and in the end, only Gui was left with his head down and his face clenched.

Of course, what Gui didn't know was that after the three of them went out, their expressions all disappeared into the shadows, and their steps were strangely consistent.

...

At the wharf at dusk, Jiang Cheng and the three quietly watched as they were taking a group of little ghosts to participate in social practice. As the person in charge of the side of transporting supplies, they were explaining to a group of little ghosts the precautions when transporting supplies. obscure.

"It's true, but..." Jiang Cheng finally raised his head, revealing a face that was close to collapse.

Gintoki also raised his head, his expression... he was obviously furious: "Isn't it also obvious what is missing? For example, respect for seniors or something."

"Hum hum ha ha ha..." Jiang Cheng laughed suddenly, the corners of his mouth were full of black belly, "Just use this."

Jiang Cheng took out the detonator explosive.

"My love for my younger brother and younger sister..." Gintoki took out the rope, cement, and a big iron bucket.

"Have you fallen too?" Takasugi looked contemptuous, and then pulled out the knife from his waist, "Those who were eliminated by the times, it is enough to use this kind of things eliminated by the times."

Of course, the harsh words were said, but after five full minutes, no one left.

"Yinshi, what are you doing? Didn't they say they lacked respect for their seniors?"

"Isn't it the same for you? Hey, Takasugi, didn't you say you're going to use your gadgets that have been eliminated by the times?"

"Ah, just cut the packaging bag for the rice balls."

"Is it just the packaging for the rice balls?!" Gintoki complained.

"Ah, speaking of which, I just want to fry a fish or something. Since it's a new era, I'll eat some seafood that I usually hate the most."

"Really, I really want to go together, Jiang Cheng."

"Do you want to be so shameless?" Jiang Cheng was a little speechless, but then he turned his attention to Hao and the five little devils not far away.

Looking at those new-era kiddos wearing hard hats, with small faces around Long, listening carefully to the precautions Long said, and carefully recording what they each recorded in their notebooks, Jiang Cheng and the three suddenly had no reason. laughed at the same time.

"It seems that the role of us old people is only the last one left, Yin Shi, Gao Zai."

"Ah, that's right."

"That is to say..." Saying that, Takasugi turned around without the slightest nostalgia.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi also turned around and left without the slightest nostalgia.

——It would be good to sweep the road a little more clean for the little devils.

"By the way, today Gao Zai said he would be treating guests."

"When did I say that!"

"Then I want Uji Ginshi Donburi."

"Listen to me!"

"I want beef rice bowl for twenty people."

"Too much! By the way, can you really finish it?"

"They're all big bosses, and they're still so stingy." Yin Shi curled his lips.

"What do you guys think of the ghost soldiers team?"

"Isn't it just the Lego army that the son-in-law who gave a lot of spare money at home just set up a Lego army?"

"I said before, I've cut ties with that kind of family long ago!"

"Then I want thirty people." Jiang Cheng spoke again.

"Why!"

The three who quarreled like they were children did not notice that one person was missing.

As for the missing person, Katsura, sitting in the bright Edo Public Library, with a headband with the words "meaning of life" tied on his forehead, he stared at the person in front of him who was related to animal protection. books.

"Elizabeth! Absolutely… Absolutely write down all this stuff! Got it?!"

【Hi! Mr. Gui! 】

...

In a week's time, I followed Long to participate in 18 social practices, that is, five little ghosts who worked 18 jobs, and the time was fully arranged.

But there is no dissatisfaction, always showing a very satisfied expression.

From this point of view, it is indeed much better than the impatient seniors (Jiang Cheng and others) who are impatient in such matters.

For the little devils, this slightly taciturn man, no matter what job, as long as he works meticulously, he can always do all the work conscientiously.

The matters needing attention in each work are explained very clearly and very well.

And... very hardworking! There is hardly any personal time, except for the necessary breaks, the rest of the time is dedicated to work.

Such a man makes little devils trust and yearn for.

This time, the work of several people is to be the service personnel to maintain order at the space terminal station.

Accident happened at this time.

...

[Urgent news, the cosmic terminal was attacked by an unknown creature. It is suspected to be a delusional metal octopus on the planet of Saipotan, which would grow rapidly once it got close to the metal that slipped out of the private spaceship of a certain White...Prince. 】

Looking at the morning real-time news broadcast on the TV, the idiot prince who had only coded the oo on his head, Jiang Cheng yawned and said, "Ah, is this guy coming to ask for the bill again? Wouldn't it be better for such a guy to just ban him from entering the country?"

[Please see the live report on the scene next? The host of the wild, the host of the wild. 】

[I am Yuno at the scene,] The host of Yuno with a sweet smile instantly appeared in front of the camera, [Audience friends, please look behind me, the one that is tightly wrapped around oo... No, it is a huge giant at the Cosmos Terminal Station The metal octopus is exactly the delusional metal octopus in the mouth of the studio host just now. 】

[As you can see, the body of the metal octopus is still growing due to the contact with the metal, and the space terminal is now completely eroded. 】

"Look! Someone!"

【Someone? 】After hearing the words of the onlookers, the anchor of Yuye was puzzled, and at the same time, the camera began to gradually pull in toward the octopus, 【There is really someone! We can see that one, two, three, four... five children are being held tightly by one of the tentacles of the metal octopus! It's completely banned by the pta! Elementary school students with tentacles or something...]

...

"Ah, a man headed by a white kelp rushed up! Dangerous!"

Anchor Yuno continued to explain with a worried look on his face, but before he finished speaking, several silhouettes passed by Anchor Yuye at a speed that was almost impossible to catch.

...

In the setting sun, looking at Jiang Cheng and the others, who had just been rescued, they were slightly absent-minded.

"You...why..."

"It is true that you have surpassed us a lot, and even speaking, we may have been out of touch with this new era." Jiang Cheng, who was covered in oil, shrugged.

"However, there are some things we can do." Yin Shi chuckled.

"For the juniors and juniors, it's okay to block a few falling stones." Takasugi took the words with his back turned.

"No, so what..." Yin Tai complained, "Although the lines are really cool, you didn't help at all, right? You rushed over and got swallowed by an octopus, right? That's why you're covered in oil, right? Are you rescued because of Mr. Long?"

Ginto praised: "Not bad! Little devil! It can be seen that we entered the belly of the giant octopus to disintegrate it from the inside!"

"Who believes it!!" Yin Tai complained loudly.

"Well, it's normal to see this thing." Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle.

"Don't just follow it down so naturally!" Yicheng complained.

Takasugi turned her back and said, "If it's just this level, don't be too proud, little devils."

"Proud of your size!" Takaya groaned, "It's totally doing you a disservice!"

Obero, who was wearing work clothes, said at this time: "It's okay, after all, there are occasionally such guests who don't listen to advice. As a staff member, we should always be ready to deal with emergencies like this. Well, the work of coping is over for the time being, we Start your next security job."

Lose...lost...disgraceful and lost! ! Although Jiang Cheng did not change his face, his heart almost collapsed.

I still want to take this opportunity to be handsome, but... it's too embarrassing! As soon as he appeared on the stage, he was swallowed without even saying a handsome line. What happened? By the way, Gao Zai, even if you only give such an arrogant back, you can't change that shameful fact!

"By the way, Mr. Long, why do you have to work so many jobs?" Thinking of What Zhu suddenly asked.

"To pay off the debt."

"Huh?" ×5

After hearing Long's answer, the five little ghosts were stunned at the same time.

...

The moment the sun sets, the five little ghosts also officially ended their social practice ahead of schedule and joined Songyang.

Looking at the little ghosts who were chatting excitedly beside Songyang, and slowly left with Songyang, at a certain moment, Jiang Cheng saw the figure of himself.

Except...the paralyzed face that staggered and fell sideways into the shadows——Oro.

Of course, this can't be blamed. I wonder if anyone is listening to "Do you think your life is meaningful when you only work and pay off your debts?", "Do you want to die in the past?", "Anyway~www.novelbuddy.com ~I definitely don't want to be such an adult", how can you still keep calm?

Oboro is no exception, not to mention that those little devils are still their own juniors.

"Yinshi, it feels like we haven't lost." Jiang Cheng analyzed with his chin up.

"Indeed, in the end, it seems to be a draw suddenly."

Takasugi snorted: "On the battlefield, the situation of the battle will always change in an instant. I thought you all understood this kind of thing ten years ago."

"Anyway, it's a happy ending. Let's go back. Today's dinner, everyone agreed to think about it together."

With that said, Jiang Cheng was the first to wave goodbye and leave.

Just as Jiang Cheng and the others left the Cosmos Terminal Station one after another, Sogo, who was on vacation at Edo Shinkansen Station No. 3, obediently took over from the hands of his sister, Okita Mitsuha, who had just come from the countryside. luggage……

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