2013 - v2 Chapter 1 The Mid-Autumn Festival and the Moon Festival

"Area to facilitate the frost in mid-Doo moon" Author: Raymond non-day night

Chapter One: Mid-Autumn Festival Fanwai · Frost in the Moon

Wedge: Chicken Flying Egg Beat

In the mid-autumn period of Ding Yunian, the autumn of Jin'ao was golden, and the mountains were golden.

"Be careful, don't break it."

The Master of Tongtian and Haoran are carefully organizing a courier. First, open the outer cardboard box, then open the inner sandalwood box, and open the brocade cloth. A row appears ...

... a neat egg.

Hao Ran: "..."

"What's this?" Hao Ran was completely confused, and for the first time, the Tongtian leader treated the express delivery with such caution.

"Two, four, six, eight ..." The Master of Tongtian focused his attention on the number, Hao Ran twitched, and asked, "What is this egg?"

A strong frenzy was released in the eyes of the Master of Heaven, and God said mysteriously, "Absolutely! You don't know, this is the cosmic egg sent by the explorer!"

Hao Ran took a deep breath, and saw that each egg placed in the groove was written with a series of Arabic numeral codes, which were "20110801", "20141111", "20170401", and so on.

"Who is the explorer? What is the cosmic egg?" Hao Ran looked blank, and saw the Master of Heaven pick up one of them, facing the sun, faintly seeing countless scenes are turning around, like an ancient magic weapon in Jiuyi Ding Congenital birth. The leader murmured: "Every egg is a parallel world ... thousands of mysteries, all in it ..."

"Oh, there's a new world." Master Tongtian picked up the last undated date and looked carefully.

"Take it away," Tongtian said seriously. He played "Explorer's Egg" one by one. Hao Ran asked again, "Send us?"

"Of course it is impossible!" The leader of Tongtian solemnly said, "The explorer has recently gone to another plane.

The safest way to "host" is to send it back intact, and the curiosity of the God of Heaven will naturally not let go. I watched it once, and then left it in the center of the hall.

As the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, the banner of "Greeting for the Mid-Autumn Festival of Chickens" is torn up on Jin'ao Island. Everyone has to go to Biyou Palace to prepare dishes, prepare a meal when preparing dinner, and enjoy the moon dinner at night. Kirin went out to buy spices, and happened to be with Lu Bu when he went diving in the sea in the afternoon to catch a crab and prepare to eat it.

"What dishes do we have at night?" Lu Zhongming came over for a noon.

Lu Bu had a spring onion in his mouth, without raising his head, "osmanthus crab."

A cart of osmanthus was piled up in the kitchen. Lu Zhongming looked for a long time and asked, "What about crabs?" Lu Bu pointed at the open space. They were silent for a moment, looked into the open space, and after three seconds--

"Where are you going--!" The father and son yelled at the same time.

Cancer heard that she was about to be eaten, and still couldn't help but dying and struggling. She ran out of the kitchen. Lu Bu chased after him, yelling with Lu Zhongming holding a weapon.

The five-meter-long crab was crawling around in the garden, and Lu Zhongming was afraid of being caught by the crab. He just shouted behind his father. Finally, the crab climbed to the wall and had nowhere to go. The iron tongs of the bucket crackled and were ready for a decisive battle, but it turned black.

Lu Bu started to move a rockery, threw it directly, and killed the crab.

Lu Zhongming: "..."

Lu Bu: "..."

The Cancer was smashed into a blur, pressed under the rockery, and a lot of mucus flowed down.

"It doesn't matter," Lu Bu said indifferently. "It's still edible."

"I don't want to eat anymore ..." Lu Zhongming said aloud, "You will be scolded!"

Lu Bu said decisively: "Don't say anything! Call the black-faced person to clean up here. Let's take the crab carcass and take it back."

After half an hour:

"This crab seems to have been smashed ..."

"That's crab yellow. Let's remove the fried rice from the unsweetened crab meat. The other one didn't know what to bring. After stirring, stir fry with crab yellow and egg **** and onion. Then pour some rice wine ... Lu Bu commanded, thinking at the same time why I was so smart, the plan was perfect, and he said to Lu Zhongming, "Go and find some eggs."

"Can that one be at home?"

"You're going to eat your brother?" Lu Bu angered.

Lu Zhongming left with a look of shame.

Lu Bu found a shovel and started digging the slimy crab yellow. Lv Zhongming searched the kitchen for no eggs, and he was taken by the master to make moon cakes. After Lu Bu and Kirin decided to have a second child, Lu Zhongming always tried to prevent the egg from hatching.

After another half an hour:

"No! No! No!" Lu Zhongming said, "I'm going fishing."

Lu Bu was trying to yell at him for a few words, turning his heart around, and finally said: "You look for it again? Ask the leader? I saw them yesterday behind closed doors and didn't know what to eat."

Lu Zhongming had to go to Tongtian to teach the main room, but the door was left open, and a box of eggs was in it, and he took it to the kitchen.

Lu Bu: "???"

Lu Zhongming: "..."

"There are only a few left." Lu Zhongming said, "What is written on the label? Is it a shelf life?"

Lu Buhu doubted: "Is that all expired?"

Inside each egg, there are countless mountains and rivers, stars and seas, and a unicorn sounds outside, saying, "I bought the peppers! Have you started cooking?"

Lu Bu immediately said: "Cook and cook! Little baby, you can just sit and wait."

Kirin moved a chair and sat down, and the family of three began to cook.

Lu Zhongming was vaguely agitated in his heart. He was urged by Lu Bu, and he thought about it. He took the last undated egg and slammed at the edge of the basin.

"The yolk is in this bowl."

"What about chopsticks?"

"Take a few more, all of them." Lu Bu said indifferently: "It's not enough, just use the first egg white."

"I'm here to help you." Kirin took a pair of half-meter-long chopsticks to stir the eggs and poked them into the bowl. Lu Zhongming took an "20150820" egg and hit it with a "slap". I didn't know it Whose egg is poisoned don't blame me ...

"Pick fresh?"

"Just do it," Lu Bu said, "all hit."

"Pop." Lu Zhongming took a "20110422" egg and beat it in, then crackled, hit five or six in one breath, put all the yolks together, and adjusted the egg white with the dateless egg, Kirin I stretched my neck and glanced, saying, "Keel crab is half-steamed and delicious."

"Change another bowl," Lu Bu ordered.

Lu Zhongming took a clean one, and then beat four more. Everyone held chopsticks expressionlessly, and began to stir eggs.

"It seems like I heard a voice calling for help?" Kirin suddenly said.

The voice was very faint, it seemed to come from the bowl, but this box of eggs had been beaten with egg whites and yolks, and it was impossible to tell who was who.

Chang'an, Mid-Autumn Festival night:

Everyone in the Exorcist Division is watching the moon, Artest plays the piano, Mo Rigen knocks on the skin drum, and Hong Jun leans on Li Jinglong. Li Jinglong picks up a moon cake and feeds it to Hong Jun.

Suddenly, Li Jinglong and Hong Jun disappeared and the moon cake fell to the ground.

Everyone: "!!!"

Carp demon: "!!!"

"Too wasteful!" The carp demon rushed over to pick up the moon cake and put it in his mouth.

Lu Xu: "No! What about Jinglong and Hongjun ?!"

Everyone: "Ahhhhhh!"

Jiangzhou:

"Extremely-Your Majesty and Martial Lord Wu have risen day by day-"

The maids and eunuchs shouted.

Mount Emei:

Li Qingcheng and Zhang Muzheng paid homage to the Bodhisattva. Zhang Mu made some money and was preparing to repair the golden body of the Bodhisattva. The monks in the Buddhist temple read the chanting in unison, and suddenly they disappeared together.

Monks: "Wow, soar?"

In front of Lijiang Snail Inn, a cordon was opened, and many detectives came. The aunt who had sold the bridge noodles oppositely described the situation of the sudden disappearance of the boss Lu Feihu and the second boss Geng Xiaojie, and everyone agreed that it might be an alien Go for an experiment. At the same time, Xiang Cheng and Chi Xiaoduo, the demon kings who were on holiday overseas, suddenly disappeared into the air ... while Meng Jianguo was still waiting for his son to come to the festival.

But no, no, no ...

"I don't know!" The host of the entertainment show feared. "Looking at the show just now, Lu Zhou took a bite of mustard, Xiao Yi drank water, and they disappeared at the same time!"

Detectives looked dignified, sniffing the water that Lu Zhou ate half a mouthful of buns and drinking with Xiao Yi.

"No wasabi."

"That's a game! It's a game!" The host hysterically said, "People are gone! What to do! Whoops, I'm going home for the holidays!"

"You beat the explorer's egg ah ah ah-"

When the Master of Heaven discovered that the eggs in a box were used for cooking, his face turned pale.

"What kind of egg?" Lu Zhongming was full of question marks. Lu Bu wore a chef's hat and just put the crab yellow on tofu and then put it on the steam drawer. The leader of Tiantian screamed, "That's not an egg! That's a parallel world!"

"You just said it was an egg." Lu Bu laughed.

"Can't steam!" Tongtian leader shouted.

"Okay," Lu Bu impatiently pumped out the whole drawer of crab powder tofu and said, "What then? You say it. Don't blame me for dinner."

Everyone: "..."