Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator (I'm Actually a Cultivation Bigshot) - Chapter 905 Just use that trick

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"Are you sure it's reliable?"

Gou Long was deeply suspicious of Da Hei's words. The so-called reliability of this dog is very disturbing.

Da Hei squinted the dog and looked at him, "Are you okay?"

"I can't come,"

Gou Long shook his head and took a step back.

He has self-knowledge. The corpse of Chu Kuangren is extremely powerful. When he merged with Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng, a taboo has been formed around him. The power of terror cannot be broken by anyone, even the drunkard and the strong.

He was curious about what Dahei's so-called reliable method was.

So unceremoniously: "I think you are bragging."

"Hehe, widen your dragon's eyes and take a good look at the breeze of Lord Bengou."

Da Hei's buttocks were lifted up, and there were words in his mouth, and a strong force gathered on his buttocks, making the leather pants shine black.

Gou Long's eyes narrowed, and he vaguely guessed that Da Hei's method had something to do with the leather pants. After all, the dog had no hair on his body. Only the leather pants were the most valuable, and the key was given to him by an expert. .

The undead crawled out of the coffin, holding the corpse of Chu Kuangren, and listening to the conversation between Da Hei and Gou Long, his first reaction was unreliable,

How can the guardian of this life give people a feeling of playing at home, is it reliable?

He roared helplessly: "If you have a way, hurry up, I can't hold on for long. If the corpse of Chu Kuangren really takes over the body to revive, then this catastrophe will have no chance of winning."

"Don't worry, I'm here! Look at the double ends of my underpants!"

Da Hei let out a solemn roar, the leather pants flew out of his butt, and directly covered the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. One pair of pants was somewhat crowded, so they wrapped their heads. Must be strictly.

This time om Zhang Si. "Is this what you call the way?"

Gou Long was stunned, his pants were over his head, and if he was asked to choose, he would rather die.

At this moment, he gave Xiao Chengfeng and Yang Jian a sympathetic look.

The undead were also stunned. This was not to save the teammates, but to trap them. When the teammates couldn't move, they put their pants on the teammates' heads. What a dog.

"Pants pull over head, all evils will not invade, the light of mosaic, all methods will be broken!"

Da Hei's mouth was still chanting words, as if he was exerting his strength to make the light of the leather pants brighter. At the same time, the mosaic that was sewn up also shone, separated from the pants themselves, and surrounded Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

Gou Long couldn't see it clearly, and asked curiously, "Is this really effective?"

"Hehe, nonsense."

Da Hei smiled coldly, "These leather pants have been with me for several years, I never leave my body, I haven't even washed it once, it almost merges with my butt, and it contains a strong smell of mine. , enough to make Wan Xie retreat, these pants will cut off the connection between Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng and the corpse of Chu Kuangren, and it is more than enough to wake them up."

Never leave?

Gou Long and the undead shivered in unison. No wonder Wan Xie was able to retreat. I really wanted to retreat.

Even Chu Kuangren's corpse was shocked, and then said fiercely: "It's so disgusting? Fuck, fight!"

It looked at the two people who were pulled over by their pants. Once it was successfully possessed, it was the one who was pulled over. But in order to fully resurrect, it fought, and the man should be able to endure the jumping of pants!

The time for a stick of incense passed, and Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng still showed no signs of waking up, and Da Hei's brows couldn't help frowning.

The faces of Gou Long and the undead were also hard to look at.

Although they also felt that Da Hei's method was very unreliable, they were still looking forward to the birth of a miracle.

"Silly dog, it seems that your method is useless at all, Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's underwear is considered a waste."

Gou Long shook his head and expressed his sympathy for Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

"how so?"

Da Hei showed a puzzled expression, but he was very confident in this magical power of his own, and he didn't expect it to be useless at all.

"If you really can't do it, then you can leave quickly, and let the drunkards and strong people outside also leave, otherwise you will not be able to leave when Chu Kuangren returns!"

The undead took a deep breath and spoke solemnly.

The **** dog's eyes narrowed slightly, "It seems that I can only use that trick!"

Gou Long was startled, "Do you still have a solution?"

"I won't use this magical power easily. Once I use it, it will be earth-shattering. Now I have no choice."

The **** dog's face was full of seriousness, and the dog's paw made a move, "The pants are back!"

The leather pants were detached from Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's heads and put on Da Hei's body again.

Then, Gou Long and the undead noticed that Da Hei's body began to tremble.

"Puff puff!"

A roar came from inside his pants, causing Gou Long's eyes to widen.

He was all too familiar with this voice. Not long ago, his clone was suffocated by Da Hei's farts and committed suicide. This time, it actually shook out a series of farts, which was terrifying to think about.

Strangely, he didn't smell the odor at all.

After taking a closer look, he found that Da Hei's leather pants were slowly wrapped in mosaics, as if the farts were sealed in it. His heart trembled, and he faintly realized what Da Hei was going to do.

"Fuck, you're not a human being!"

Gou Long's face changed wildly, and he was away from Da Hei in an instant, for fear of being accidentally injured.

"Using extraordinary means in extraordinary times, look at the second realm of my underpants and pullovers, rush!"

Da Hei shouted loudly, and the leather pants detached from his body again, and quickly wrapped them around the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

"It's miserable, it's too miserable." Gou Long expressed his sympathy for what happened to Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. He had just caught a glimpse of the gas in his pants turning green, and it was definitely poisonous.

Da Hei made such a heavy hand, Gou Long felt that this wave would have some effect.

In fact it is.

It was almost just a few breaths before the whimpering of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng could be heard from their pants, and they gradually woke up.

"no no!"

With their awakening, the fusion of Chu Kuangren's corpse was immediately rejected, and it was difficult to proceed smoothly.

"Something is merging into our body, let me out!"

Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng realized something at the same time, and immediately roared wildly, the mana all over their bodies shook, forcing the corpse of Chu Kuangren out.

Make a big tyrant. Immediately afterwards, they groaned again, "Where is this place, why is it so dark, and it smells so bad, vomit, vomit!"

The **** dog raised its paws, and calmly took back the leather pants, and said with concern: "Daoist friend Yang Jian and Daoist Xiao, you are finally awake, how do you feel?"

Yang Jian said blankly: "It feels... very bad, my head is smelly, I am going to chop it off and grow another one."

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